Adventures with Literal Baby: 2

Me:
"Wow. Check out this SUNLIGHT!"

Babybee:
"No. Don't like. Turn off."

 Me:

"The sun is a star. No one can turn it on or off."

Babybee:
Yes. Sun. Light. Turn off light.

It's Not Your Fault

Come close and listen. Stop thinking about the grocery list and the phone calls you didn't make, and everything else that is on your mind right now. This is important.

I have a secret to tell you.

It's not your fault. 

That's right. 

It's not your fault. 

Latest Baby Memorization Trick

Knowing all the names of the characters in Guess Who.

(and having to say "goodnight" to every.single.one. every.single.time he goes to sleep.)